SIR DALE ON COMPUTERS
Inspired by Jeff Foxworthy's "you just might be a redneck" jokes and being a Data Processing professional, I started thinking about the concept of a "computer redneck".
Here is part of the end result.
If you have ever considered calling Microsoft Windows for an estimate on replacing the windows in your home you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
If you have ever tried feeding your computer's mouse you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
If you've ever strained your back opening a window in Microsoft Windows you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
If any discussion of "zip drives" or "zip files" reminds you to zip up your fly you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
If your Personal Computer has a higher IQ than you do you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
If you think "Internet" is just some new fandangled term for sex you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
If you think the best way to debug your system is to spray it with Raid you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
If you bought a new surf board specifically for "surfing the net" you just might be a "Computer Redneck".
Copyright © January, 1997, Dale J. Abbe